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Really Is One Gloomy Day Today.. Been Raining Since Dawn And Biasaklah Kalau Udah Labat Miatu Nyaman Bah Tidur Aaa Bangun Pun Lambat.. Masuk Opis Lambat But With Reason.. Haa Haa Haa.. So Here I Am While Sipping A Mug Of Hot Coffee Wishing Seama Kuey Teow Is Right In Front Of Me.. Ahhh Damn Tesliyo Ku Eh Or Probably A Bowl Of Hot Bakso.. Sipping That Hot Bakso's Soup At Taro In This Cold Weather Would Be Very Very Great.. Sandi Eh Tais Liur Ku Lagi.. Arghhhhhhh..

As I Was Saying Earlier My Reason For Being Late Work Is Very Legit Keh Keh Keh Ignore The Fact That I Mentioned Bangun Lambat Atu Ok.. Nda Penting Tu.. Pasalnya Kalau Nda Jam Cun Cun Before Pukul 8 Pagi Ku Sampai Opis.. Keh Keh Keh The Queue Was Very Long Sampai Roundabout Yang Kan Masuk Tol Atu Panjangnya.. Kan Masuk Lalu Jalan Pandan My Dad Warned Don't Use Main Road.. Pasal? Tuuuu Kedalaman Ahh.. And Jangan Pakai Sonya Nya Keh Keh Keh 

Okay Update.. My First Cousin Told Me To Use Zam Zam Hair Oil Untuk Melebatkan Janggut And Sumit.. So I Check Lah Di Internet And It Was Kinda Legit.. For That Price I Rather Use It Then Malaya Beard Oil Or Whatever Oil That Is.. Sitrep Well Alum Plang Labat Mana Pun But It Is Expected Lah.. Being Hairy Is Not In My Gene.. Bapak Gue Pun Misai Sejamput Janggut Sejamput.. Bulu Kaki? Hahaha Malas Laaa.. So Memang Lah This Gonna Takes A While To Achieve.. Lagi Pun Alum Jua Sebulan Banar Ku Makai.. So Give Or Take Udah Birthday Ku Kali Panjang.. But I Need To Trim It Tomorrow.. So At Least Baby Hair Timbul.. All That Work Just To Make Me Looks Messy Damn Society! Hahaha

Thank God It Was Dry Yesterday Afternoon So I Managed To Break A Few Sweats.. Tho It Was Still A Windy Cold Afternoon.. Good Run Lactic Acid Still Being A Bitch But I Do Believe Ada Slight Improvement With My Stamina.. Then I Did A Few Sets Of Lunges And Squats Ending It Off With A Few Sets Of Jumping Jacks.. Then Went Home Had An Early Dinner.. Rest A Bit Then Burn A Few More Energies By Doing Shoulder Workout With One Dumbbell.. I Emphasize On The Number 1.. Hahaha Sekadar Antah Ke Mana Kah Tujunya Yang Sebuting Atu.. Messy Bah Bilik Ah.. Just Me Trying To Lose A Few Weights.. It Is Kinda Annoying Jua Yang Banarnya.. A Friend Once Asked Kenapa Aku Jarang Kan Ke Opis Bandar.. And Then Kalau Ke Opis Nda Batah Ke Bahagian Pentadbiran.. Simple Really It Is Fucking Annoying That Everytime They See Me.. As Soon As I Walks Into The Office.. Eh Makin Kurus Sudah Ni With A Smirk On Their Face.. Then Nda Batah Atu Eh Behapa Saja Kau Kan Makin Basar Ani.. Iatah One Day I Just Snapped.. Cuatah Ah Asal Ku Masuk Tanya Khabar.. Eh Org Belait Ni.. Apa Khabarnya.. Sehat? Ani Nda Iatah Nganya Kan Didengar Every Single Fucking Time.. Does It Work? Nope Of Coz Not.. Kalau Udah Babal Atu Babal Tah Jua.. So Right Now I Try Not To Duduk Batah Batah Sana And Be Gone.. Iatah Right Now Terpaksa Disiplin Kan Diri.. Nganya Ialah Its Prove To Be A Very Difficul Task.. Banar I've Done It Before.. But That Was Totally Different.. Hidup Di Bandar Dulu.. Sendiri Kau Makan Or Nda.. Nada Org Ingau.. Udah Tinggal Sama Indung Ani.. Asal Lapar Ngusut Arah My Mum.. Kana Masakkan Tah Tu Leh My Sisters Haa Haa Haa Ah Well.. Lets Just Try For Sake Of My Health Jua Kan..

The Lates Episode Was Just An Epic Brilliant Episode.. If You Haven't Watch It Or Follow It Then You Bloody Well Should.. One Big Reason Is Because Katherine Heigl Is One Of The Main Cast And I Have This One Big Epic Crush On Her Since The Movie Prince Valiant And That Was Back In 1997 Batah Kan..

 And Talking About Crush Hahaha Wow Ada Connection Lah Post Ku Hari Ani.. Kaluk! Running Man's Latest Episode Was Great Too.. And This Week It Was All About Teenage Crush.. Haa Haa Haa And Honestly This Brings Back Lots Of Old Memories.. So The Mission Was To Find Out What Is The Top Answer For The Survey That Has Been Done On The Painful Bit Of Having A Crush On Someone.. And When I Found Out The List I Thought Damn I Could Relate This My Own Personal Experience Whilst Having A Crush On Someone.. So The List Are As Follows :

1. Purposely Ignoring Me While Knowing Of Me Having A Crush On Her.. Hahahaha Damn School Gossip Can Be Deadly If You Share It With The Wrong People.
2. Drawing A Line On The Friendship. After All This Time Hoping For Something Tau Tau Kau Ani Kawan Jua Nganya.. Boyie Kali.. 
3. Being Left Hanging. Kan Msg Nda Berani Takut Ngacau.. Tapi At The Same Time Hp Nda Lapas Dari Tangan Harap Harap Kana Contact.
4. Telling You She Has A Crush On A Friend Of Mine. Owh Like A Shot In The Heart.
5. When That Person Is Too Popular. Who Hasn't Right.. Crush On The Most Popular Girl In School.. The Number Of Guys Wishing Then One Day Ya Berbf Sama One Guy.. Automatically That Guy Will Be The Most Hatred Person In School.. Cemburu Bah Eh!
6. When All I Can Think About Is Her. True Not Just During School Days.. Even Nowadays Pun When We Had A Crush On Someone Or Falls For Someone.. Sampai Dalam Mimpi Pun Ya Masuk.. Then Wishing That The Dream Was A Sign For Things To Come In The Future.. Well Is It Real? Personally Been Hurt So Much I Don't Even Dare To Linger On That Thoughts.
7. When She Fell For Someone Else And Then Asking You For An Advice. Fuck Me This Is The Worst For Me.. It Hurts You Bad.. But Since You Like Her You Force Yourself To Be There For Her.. Unwillingly Giving Good Advice Because Lets Face It.. Deep Inside You Want It To Fail But Since You're A Nice Guy.. Well As The Saying Goes Nice Guys Finish Last.. Happens Lots Of Time Man! 

So There You Have It.. Gives Me A Good Smirk While I Watches Last Night Episode.. Banyak Bebeno Kenangan Yang Timbul.

Taken From 9gag IG Page.. I Laughed When I Saw This.. And This Remind Me Of Something A Few Days Back.. Balik Balik Dari Bandar My Mum Kinda Moody.. I Thought She Must Be Very Tired Kali Nda Batah Atu Ada Tah Ya Bercerita.. My Parents Kejumpaan Our Old Neighbour Back In The Time When We Still Tinggal Di Flat.. So They Were Having A Conversation Kali Ya Tanya Lah.. Anak Mu Kawin Udah.. Nya My Mum Alum.. Kali Eh Tua Udah Si Wadi Atu Eh.. And For Some Reason That Just Tick Off My Mum.. Hahahahaha I Just Laughed It Off.. Its Just Us Society Kinda Always Ask The Inappropriate Questions.. Kenapa Alum Kawin.. Bila Kawin.. And Then Bila Udah Kawin.. Bila Beranak.. Kenapa Alum Beranak.. Ingat Inda Sakit Kah Kana Tanya Soalan Catu Atu.. It Does Siapa Tak Nak Kawin.. Tak Nak Zuriat But Mun Udah Alum Sampai Masanya Lagi.. What Can You Do.. Org Sekarang Ani Lagi.. Tahi Palat.. Diri Nguyung Show That We Care.. Sweet Sweet Tanya Khabar.. Trying To Curi Perhatian Durang.. But Tu Nah Lelaki Yang Gila Baie Yang Balik Balik Menyakitkan Hati Durang Jua Durang Layah Layah Nunggu Hahahahahahah MARAH!!! Actually Nda Plang Ku Marah.. I Am Laughing While Typing This Very Bit Here.. Hahhhh Feel So Good To Let It Out.. Kang Kawin Sama Org Luar.. Eeee Behapa.. Org Brunei Nada Kah??? Hek Elehh Udah Aku Nda Kawin Kana Riuhi.. Udah Ku Kan Kawin Kana Ucap Bakal Bini.. Oiiiiii Mulut Atu Kau Kumur Hari Hari Dengan Aing Longkang Kah? Nda Aku Masih Nda Marah.. Otak Mu Atu Kau Hari Hari Pikir Sal Tahi Kah Yatah Kan Tahi Palat Saja Eh Nda Aku Masih Nda Marah Hahahahahah

Til My Next Post.. Take Care Everyone!

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