Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Monday 18th, The Tuesday 19th And The Wednesday 20th Of July 2016


Alang-alang Lah Ah We Rolled Three Days Worth Of Updates Into One Post Heheheh Lagi Pun Nda Jua Banyak Kan Di Update During These 3 Days Kali Laaa Well See. How The Story Goes.

Kitak Belanja Selpi Untuk Hari Isnin Laa Aaa. Hahaha Mua Ku Ngantuk Mata Ku Pun Cam Sepet Polak But No Matter On Saja Keraja Yang Semakin Bertambah Ah. And TheN Kan And Then Kan Aku Pun Kekadang Hairan Dari Mana Saja Ku Dpt Energi Ani. Tidur Pun Lately Akhir Saja. Ah Well.

So I Texted Dj Yante Of KFM Asking Her To Play One Of My Old Time Fave Song. Gigi 11 Januari. Cua Baca Dedication Ku Ah. Hahahah Pacah. Of Course NDa Kana Bacakan. Sandi Kali Aaaa.

Then A Friend Texted Me. Well I Texted Her Sharing Jemputan Since Aku Alum Tahu Kejumpaan Kedia Ani. She Was My Ex-Bina Colleague. So Anyhow Our Conversation Gradually Talking About My Wedding Than Her Asking About Getting Engaged Bla Bla Bla. Hehehe Siuk Jua Mu Sharing A Bit Of Your Experience Atu. Sorry I Have To Censor The Name. Jantah Nyibuk! Asal Kamu Tahu Aku Bercerita Kawan Ku Kan Bertunang Ah Udah Hahahaha. So That Was Mostly My Monday!





And Then Cometh Tuesday. Well Ari Ani Pun Nda Jua Banyak Kan Ku Share Since Its Mostly About Work Work And Work. So I Shared A Few Good Things That Happen On Tuesday. Well First Of All Its Raining So Its Half Good. Good Pasal Nda Panas. Not Good Pasal Payah Kan Bangun Tidur. Then My Dad Told Me Ya Kan Ke Miri Mengambil Astro Kami Yang Udah Berusai Ari Atu. So Before That We Went For A Quick Breakkie Di Tudung Saji At Qawi's Stall. And Now Kuey Teow Basar Atu Bukan Gue Yang Punya. Babah Gue. Gue Cuma Mahu Gambar Dan Upload Ke SocMed.

And Lets Do Wednesday Then. Makan Nda Bertantu Saja And Then It Was Basically Cun Cun 30 Plus A Day Untuk My Nikah So Kena Jaga Balik Makan Laaaa. I Need To Drink Less Coffee Eh.


My Work Station At 6 Pm That Evening. Heheh Masih Membuat Keraja. And Then Aku Atu Sibuk Membuat Air Kali Menyubuk Ke Common Area Di Belakang Ofis. Wah Aktifnya. I Said To Myself. Fuck It. I Got A Lot On My Plate Today. I Don't Have The Time Or The Attention To Deal With Them.


Then Poof! My Life Was Saved! Saved From The Burden Of Going Back Late Because Of Work. Who Saved Me? Karan! Karan Tutup Hahahahhaha Okay Lahhhh.

Luckily Enough The Power Outage Only Lasted For Less Than An Hour. Owh Thank God. My Battery Was Almost Empty.

Me Being A Total Arse That Night. I Laughed So Hard When I Posted This. Kan Tahun Lapas Org Riuh Sal Bonus Ahir. Sekali Ku Cek Tahun Sudahnya Waktu Bonus Was Pretty Much The Same Nada Pun Riuh. Just Because One Person Sibuk Kan Viral Then Semua Tah Sibuk Kan Buat Assumption Uwaa Haa Haa!

Til My Next Post.. Take Care Everyone!

"One More Post For July Laa Aaa"

Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Sunday 17th Of July 2016 Part 1


So Udah Raya Ke Dua Belas Bah Barutah #Gengkopi Berjumpa And Berhari Raya. Atu Pun Nda Full Quota. Nda Apalah. Paham Jua Kan Komitmen Masing Masing. Apalagi Time Hari Raya Ani. Payah Kan Mencari Masa Lapang. No Matter Though Yg Penting Siapa Yg Dapat Berkumpul Atu Berkumpul Then Melawat Umah Kawan-kawan Saja. Masih Jua Berjumpa Right.



First Though Aku So-Op Angpow Madagascar Ku. Oleh Oleh Ku Beraya Dari Umah C Wati Hahaha. Jaditah Basar-basar Ani Pun Dapat Ang Pow. Cam Terpakai Ku Jua Aaa. Nda Kira Umur Dapat Jua. Namanya Jua Sedakah Kan. Thanks Wak.



While Otw Ke Bandar. Well Kilanas To Be Exact Kejumpaan Dua Accident. Yang Ani Di Highway Lumut - Telisai And The Other Selepas Stesen Minyak Lubok Pulau. Annoyed Ku Ni Driver Kitani Ah. And Baru Nda Batah Bah Like 5 Mins Earlier The Driver Over Took Me And I Said Adang Belaju Ani. Hujan Ni Hujan. Nahhh Nda Batah Dapan Atu Udah Tia Berhabar.



Cua Liat Ulah C Paqeh Dari 1st And 2nd Photo Hhahahahahah Kiut. Zaza Biasa Opera Cina Bah Putihnya Arah Gambar Aaa.



Pai Pai. Hahahahaha Ke Mana Mana Dengan Bag Nya Ani.

Dan Juga Sesi Putu Putu Pun Bermula Hehehehe. Sayang Jua Udah Berada D Umah Kamiramen Ani. Hahahah Ejaan!

Ehhh Nda Ku Pandai Ehhh Cana Kan Ngatik Ani Cana Kan. Mana Kan Di Takan Kan Ahh Ahh Payah Eeee. Hahaha.





Dijadikan Cerita. Nyangku Zaza Paqeh. Kalau Kamu Nda Bergarak Time Bergambar. Uncle D Bagi Seringgit. Sambil Menunjukkan Usinku. Banar Ehhhhhhh Nda Bergarak Hahahaha Tapi Udahnya Selasai Bergambar. Alah Perlari Pecut Meng Claim Upah Hahahahaha. Baik Jua Bukan 10 Kali Take. Hahaha Actually Aku Atu Andang Kan Membagi Ang Pow Jua. So Atu Jangan Nda Trick Saja Supaya Bisai Durg Bergambar.

Jangan Kurang Gaya. Sayang Jua Ada Tiang Atu. Apalagi Posing Maut Lah. Darinya Diri Bergambar Sorg Arah Kerusi. Lapang Usulnya. Kan Kan Kan. Nda Caya?

Nahhhhhhhhh Apa Nyangku Lapangkan. Ehem! Macam Tah Nada Kerusi Single Seater Aku Ah. Ahahaha Yang Banarnya Aku Atu Saja Kan Jadi Model Mengusai Angle. Kamu Ani. Trick Bah Trick.

Bah Paindungan Dulu Bergambar. Nyangku Faeiz Faeiz Kau Duduk Sini. So Aku Posing Catu Atu Konon Bergambar Sambil Ngampai Bahu Lah Tu.


Nah Bergambar Ramai Nahhhhhh. Bisai Kan Bisai Kann. #Paingku Pose Jangan Kurang. Tangan Kiri Tutup Mulut Ah!!! Bisai Jua Ah Aku Bercerita Ani Ah. Macam Masuk Bah. Cua Liat Urutan Gambar Dari Start Ku Posing Sorg. Liat Jamnya. Atu Bertamu! Atu Kaluk!



Maskuah! Pemes Ni Kawanku Ah. Pasal Bajunya Nda Bisai Pun Boleh Viral. Cua Pasal Baju Nda Bisai Kana Potong Boleh Viral. Kau Terdapat? Kau Berulih? Hahahahah

Til My Next Post.. Take Care Everyone!

"Part 2 Jgn Lupa Check Yerrr"

The Sunday 17th Of July 2016 Part 2


Alright From Umah Kaji Paes Di Kilanas So Kami Pun Thinking Thinking. Cana Berapa Buah Kereta. Cana Konvoi? Cana? Cana? Cana? Cana? Eheheheh Over. 


So Ahirnya We Opted For Car Pooling Saja. So Kaji Paes And Bu Jijah Jadi Bapa Mama Kami Ari Atu. Yg Tangah Tangah Jadi Adi Beradi Kami Hahahhaa. Bah Pa Paes, Bu Jijah Arah Umah Cle Jul Ma Ty Era Tani. Kastah tah tah tah. Mo Mo Mo Hahaha.


Sampai Saja Umah Si Jul. Cerita Cerita Sekajap Then Taus Move To Ruang Makan. So Ini Jerr Yang I Sempat Nak Gambar Hahaha. Too Bad Aku Nda Ngambar Time Kami Makan. Pasal Apa Nah.? The Food Was Good. And When You Enjoy The Conversation You Tend To Put Down Your Hp And Don't Let It Be A Distraction.



Selasai Mamam. Lepak Saja Di Luar Arah Ruang Tamu. Kali Ayahanda Aji Asnan Mengusaikan Sinjang Anaknya Si Papai. Pemarahhhhhhhhhh Eh!


Dalam Fikiran Si Tasan Cani "Apakan Jadi Kalau Gajah Tertinjak Samut? Kedangaran Kah Nda Gajah Atu Apabila Samut Atu Teriak Teriak Kesakitan?" Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm



Sigup Sigup Moment Dulu Kajap. Before Kami Masuk. Ehh Jap Ani Time Lapas Makan Lahh Kami Bersigup Di Luar.


Nada Harapan Ni Kaji Paqeh Aaaaa. Anti Social Mode Banar Udah Kedia Ni. "Napa Nda Mau Ni. Lagging Aaaaaa" Then Menangis Hahaha Paqeh Paqeh. Udahnya Lagging Lai Connection Aaa Nada Dpt Buat Apa Apa. Mun Dpt Diingkul Supaya Laju. Kompom Mami Udah Angih Angih Mengingkul Supaya Laju Connection Aaaaa. Hy Bu Jijah. Ehem!


Sesi Poto Poto Ramai Ramai. Jangan Di Tanya Kenapa Ku Gambar Cematu. Aku Pun Nda Tau Apa Ku Pikirkan.


Jangan NDa Golats! #Painganku Pose Is A Bloody Must! Hahahahah. Nda Ada Bisai Cara Melayu Ku Pakai Ani. Bergelambung Bahhhhhh Timbul Arah Paot. Nada Bisai Eh. Hairan Ku. Cana Bleh Catu Atu! Ehem.


Dari Ban Terus Ke Manggis Melawat C Minur. Kesian Jua Kan. Baiktah Since Kami Berkumpul Melawat Tah Ke Sana. Walaupun Nda Full Quota At Least Dtg Ke Rumahnya Ziarah. Kuat Jua Semangatnya.



As Usual. Macam Arah Umah C Jul. Arah C Minur Ani Pun Kami Long Play Jua Since Herman And Jimah Kan Join Jua Plus Durg Pun At This Time Di Lugu Daulo. Ada Undangan Rumah Terbuka Jua. So Since Berjanji Udah. Menunggu Tah Taus. Kesian Jua Org Minta Tunggu. Lagipun As I Said Earlier Barutah Kamu Kan Berjumpa Ni.



Sasak Ku Eh. Batah Durang Ani Kan Selasai. Tunggu Tunggu Tunggu Tunggu Nahh Nahh Nahhh Ahirnyaaaaaa.


Sampai Ku Jua Hahahahaha. Kan Nyangku Nda Bisai Bah Baju Ahhhh. Bergelambung Cara Melayu Ku Tahun Ani. Nda Ku Terpakai Eh. Badusta! Mun Udahnya Lampuh. Kakal Lampuh Hahahahahha And Of Course Aku Tah Yang Awal Sekali Pembukaan Makai Kerusi Massage Aaa. So If You Have A Few Thousand Dollars Lying Around. Get Yourself One Of This. Bloody Worthed. Kalau Tu Kerusi Gintell Ah. 



And We Stay For A Few More Moment Bila Herman And Jimah Arrived. Just Talk Talk And Laugh Laugh. And As Usual. Sebelum Bersurai Sesi Bergambar Ramai Laa. #Painganku Pose Is A Must. Haa Haa Haa

To Sg Akar We Go Next!

Til My Next Post.. Take Care Everyone!


"Get Well Soon Minur!"