Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Tuesday The 19th

Brrrr Its Raining Right Now In Kb. With Me Being Sleepy At The Moment How I Wish I Could Crawl Into My Bed And Zzzzz. Sadly I Can't Because I'm In The Office Right Now. Weird Enough I Was Craving For Nescafe 3 In 1 Yesterday And Last Night I Had Two Sticks. Sandi Atu Kiyal Kiyal Ku Majal Mata Ku Supaya Tidur. And Then Bila Ku Finally Tidur I Had This Weirdest Of Dream. Funny As Hell And Kinky A Bit Haa Haa Haa.

So It Started With Me Being Sponsored With A Bike. And Somehow My Man Rating Gone Up Mengajut. Girls Loves Me. Men Adores Me And My Bike. It Was A One Off Especially Made For Me. And Since Kediaku Ani Lelaki Rare (Aku Made Up This Bit) Banyak Tia Geng Bikers Invite Masuk Group Durg. But I Said No. Aku One Man Gang. I Ride With Anyone I Want. Then Taus Taus Aku Attend This Wedding And Then Apparently The Bride Was A Friend Whom Taus Taus Confess To Me Yang Kedia Admire Aku Dari Sekulah. To The Point Aku Kana Uyung Oleh Kedia. So At The End Bike Ku Atu Ku Bagi Balik Ke Kadai Tampat Ku Bali. Nyangku Nda Ku Sanggup Lagi.

Terbangun Ku From My Dream And I Was WTF To That. Sambung Balik Tidur. My Second Dream Is Even Weirder. So By Consent Of His Majesty I Was Moved To Sarawak To Be The Under Study Of Yang Di Pertua. Apparently Sarawak Was To Join Brunei Haa Haa Haa. So When I Was There I Stayed In A Hotel. Then Yang Di Pertua Insist Me To Stay In His House. And I Was Treated Like A Son. So Bla Bla Then You Know Laa The Wife Kan. Jantah Di Sabut Nama Haa Haa Haa. Mati Ku Kang. So Out Of Nowhere The Wife Grow To Like Me And Everyday She Tried To Seduce Me. Bila Ya Sediakan Breakfast Makai Lingerie Tia. Then Sengaja Tia Nip Slip Sambil Walking Pass Me. Sekali One Day While I Was In The Tv Room. She Said Next To Me. And She Just Did Whatever To Seduce Me. Ahem Hem Hem. Plot Twist. She Was Actually A MAN! Hahahahahahaha Then Aku Terbangun It Was 7:40 Am. I So Late. Rush Mandi. Rush Bersiap. Then I Realized I Forgot To Terikah My Baju.

Then I Just Found Out This Is My Last Piece. So From Now Til Terima Its All About Will Power Lah. Need To Control My Appetite And Such. Hopefully Aku Berjaya. Or Else All Those Hardwork In The Last 2 Months Just Gone.! I Will Eventually Need To Continue Consuming This For Two More Months. Then Lapas Atu We See How Much I Lose. For Now Di Fikiran Ku Baru Sedikit Walaupun Ada Yang Berkata Nampak Sangat. Ah Well Still Am A Fattie.

Okaylah Ani Bukan Plang My Roadtax. But This Month Bertamu Tah Ku Dengan Renewing Sonya's Insurance, Roadtax And My Driving License. Asked My Friend To Do The Calculation. Third Party Saja Hehe. Kan Raya Bah Tu. Mesti Jua Di Save Save Usin. And Also Looks Like I Need To Work Extra Hard. Malar Buat Inspection And Ronda Ronda Site. Supaya Basar Claim Mileage Ku Hee Hee Hee.

So I Suppose One Post Saja For Today Lah Ah. After Yesterday's Ideas Frenzy Today Aku Totally Kana Writer's Block. 

Til My Next Post.. Take Care Everyone!
TRue To THe BOne!
W


"SHE WAS ACTUALLY A MAN! HAHAHAHA"

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